FBI Problem Solvers Set Number 2

#6 Regaining Skills
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist regain confidence in a skill that presently seems unpracticed and difficult?

A. The FBI Scientist rationalizes by doing the aforementioned skill under somewhat rebellious circumstances and (in this case) plays the electric guitar as loud as the equipment will allow. Problem Solved.

#7 Leisure
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist exercise leisure activities while still accomplishing a significant amount of work?

A. An FBI Scientist does not leisure; this would imply the temporary cessation of intelligent thought in order to achieve a sense of relief. The FBI Scientist always achieves relaxation in an intelligent manner. Problem Solved.

#8 Guesstimation
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist guesstimate a logical conclusion in a short amount of time?

A. The Scientist does not guesstimate; it is not logical to do so nor is it properly using the logic of science. However, by applying a significant amount of intelligence to the work at hand, a logical conclusion may be reaching in a small amount of time. Problem Solved.

#9 FBI Agents
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist approach his newly assigned Agent?

A. A future FBI Scientist retains composure, introduces himself, and lets the Agent know, in terms he cannot understand, that the Scientist is the smart one in the partnership. However the Scientist must retain a certain amount of humility, for the Agent has the gun. Problem Solved.

FBI Problem Solvers.

Even though I have already posted one of my FBI Problem Solvers to the blog...I thought I would post them all in the same place for your learning pleasure.

#1 Pest Control
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist exercise pest control?

A. A stealthy blow with a convenient nearby wooden sword is applied to the pest using a carefully thought out amount of physical strength. After the pest has been considerably obliterated, the Scientist will apply high suction power from a machine with such function and dispose of the body. Problem solved.

#2 White Shirts
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist remove the residue from a red shirt which was transferred to a perfectly white shirt during an improperly planned out load of laundry?

A. By carefully studying a shirt of the said color white, one may ascertain that the color pink the shirt was unfortunately been dyed is not an acceptable color for any article of clothing. By making such a statement, the Scientist will be led to use sodium hypochlorite and sodium nonanoyloxybenzenesulfonate, commonly referred to as household bleach, to wash the shirt and make it white again. Problem Solved.

#3 Driving Optimization
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist go to two stores in under 30 minutes??

A. By mentally mapping out the number of right and left turns and optimizing by making a the fewest number of left turns and using the freeway. Problem Solved.

#4 Laptop Sound
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist enhance the sound system of a laptop that is only meant to be used on a small scale?

A. By reducing the sound level on the laptop to 3/4 of the maximum sound capacity and attaching it to a stereo with 240 watts of pure power, the Scientist will then have surround sound for the laptop with the capacity of a medium-sized home theatre. Problem Solved.

#5 Cleaning the Lab
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist aptly clean the laboratory to the exacting specifications of the lab director?

A. By carefully considering the course of action which must be taken, the FBI Scientist retrieves a large box and puts all unnecessary items and items considered as contributors to the mess, into the box and puts it in someone else's lab. Problem Solved.


And there we are! All up to date and in one convenient location! Love, Alex (Future FBI Scientist)

The FBI Problem Solver of the Day #2

FBI Problem Solver of the Day:

Q. How does a future FBI Scientist remove the residue from a red shirt which was transferred to a perfectly white shirt during an improperly planned out load of laundry?

A. By carefully studying a shirt of the said color white, one may ascertain that the color pink the shirt was unfortunately been dyed is not an acceptable color for any article of clothing. By making such a statement, the Scientist will be led to use sodium hypochlorite and sodium nonanoyloxybenzenesulfonate, commonly referred to as household bleach, to wash the shirt and make it white again. Problem Solved.