FBI Problem Solvers.

Even though I have already posted one of my FBI Problem Solvers to the blog...I thought I would post them all in the same place for your learning pleasure.

#1 Pest Control
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist exercise pest control?

A. A stealthy blow with a convenient nearby wooden sword is applied to the pest using a carefully thought out amount of physical strength. After the pest has been considerably obliterated, the Scientist will apply high suction power from a machine with such function and dispose of the body. Problem solved.

#2 White Shirts
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist remove the residue from a red shirt which was transferred to a perfectly white shirt during an improperly planned out load of laundry?

A. By carefully studying a shirt of the said color white, one may ascertain that the color pink the shirt was unfortunately been dyed is not an acceptable color for any article of clothing. By making such a statement, the Scientist will be led to use sodium hypochlorite and sodium nonanoyloxybenzenesulfonate, commonly referred to as household bleach, to wash the shirt and make it white again. Problem Solved.

#3 Driving Optimization
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist go to two stores in under 30 minutes??

A. By mentally mapping out the number of right and left turns and optimizing by making a the fewest number of left turns and using the freeway. Problem Solved.

#4 Laptop Sound
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist enhance the sound system of a laptop that is only meant to be used on a small scale?

A. By reducing the sound level on the laptop to 3/4 of the maximum sound capacity and attaching it to a stereo with 240 watts of pure power, the Scientist will then have surround sound for the laptop with the capacity of a medium-sized home theatre. Problem Solved.

#5 Cleaning the Lab
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist aptly clean the laboratory to the exacting specifications of the lab director?

A. By carefully considering the course of action which must be taken, the FBI Scientist retrieves a large box and puts all unnecessary items and items considered as contributors to the mess, into the box and puts it in someone else's lab. Problem Solved.


And there we are! All up to date and in one convenient location! Love, Alex (Future FBI Scientist)