Saturday, June 27, 2009

FBI Problem Solvers Set Number 2

#6 Regaining Skills
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist regain confidence in a skill that presently seems unpracticed and difficult?

A. The FBI Scientist rationalizes by doing the aforementioned skill under somewhat rebellious circumstances and (in this case) plays the electric guitar as loud as the equipment will allow. Problem Solved.

#7 Leisure
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist exercise leisure activities while still accomplishing a significant amount of work?

A. An FBI Scientist does not leisure; this would imply the temporary cessation of intelligent thought in order to achieve a sense of relief. The FBI Scientist always achieves relaxation in an intelligent manner. Problem Solved.

#8 Guesstimation
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist guesstimate a logical conclusion in a short amount of time?

A. The Scientist does not guesstimate; it is not logical to do so nor is it properly using the logic of science. However, by applying a significant amount of intelligence to the work at hand, a logical conclusion may be reaching in a small amount of time. Problem Solved.

#9 FBI Agents
Q. How does a future FBI Scientist approach his newly assigned Agent?

A. A future FBI Scientist retains composure, introduces himself, and lets the Agent know, in terms he cannot understand, that the Scientist is the smart one in the partnership. However the Scientist must retain a certain amount of humility, for the Agent has the gun. Problem Solved.

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